: New F1 Rules -- We Yawn with Excitement

F1.jpgBangity-Bang-Bang-Dang! The F1 bosses done gone and got it wrong and are now calling for changes to their changes. 

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Submitted by Sport Mate on March 16th, 2010
: Beckham Battered - World Cup Hopes Slim

Just how did David Beckham get injured? Was it Victoria pummeling him with her Spice Girl action dolls? Was it Tom Cruise sodomizing him with Scientology? Or was it Professor Plum in the library with the candle stick?

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Submitted by Sport Mate on March 15th, 2010
: Ponting's a Professional Tosser


Ricky Ponting, Australian Cricket captain and professional tosser, is now 7-0 on the season and looking strong to reclaim his title of Head Tosser.


Ponting, who contributed their wins to his tremendous tossing ability, won his seventh toss in a row against Vettori today, who is yet to develop a professional yerking motion.

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Submitted by Sport Mate on March 11th, 2010
: Sonny Bill - Homesickly

I wonder if Sonny Bill is clicking his ruby red slippers (ala Dorothy) and repeating over and over, "There's no place like home"?

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Submitted by Sport Mate on March 1st, 2010
: Canadian Women Have Balls

The Munters have won the gold.

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Submitted by Sport Mate on March 1st, 2010