: Breakers turn Gigolos for Charity
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In a new age outlook on charity, the New Zealand Breakers have decided to put their nasty out there for the needy. Team representative, Tom Dooling was optimistic that the country would be resoundingly behind them on this one.
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Submitted by Sport Mate on April 30th, 2010
: Shaquille O’Neal To Play Netball
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AUCKLAND—Shaquille O’Neal may have to undergo a sex change operation in order to fulfil a contract agreed to years ago with the Northern Mystics. The legal binding document, still under review by the Supreme Court, was signed by the future Cleveland Cavaliers center under duress, as an innocent and poverty stricken fifteen year old, who was looking only for easy money at the time.
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Submitted by Sport Mate on April 27th, 2010
: Nostradamus Predicted NZ To Win
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Holy Guacamole! We at SportMate are collectively shitting ourselves as we speak. Five year old Hannah River of Pookipopai, who recently translated a 450 year old Nostradamus prediction during a time out, has deciphered that the All Whites will win the World Cup;
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Submitted by Sport Mate on April 27th, 2010
: Actual Cost of the Rugby World Cup
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The Rugby World Cup is nearing and a study released by famed Swiss researcher Hans Cocomay shows the hidden cost to all New Zealanders for hosting this ginormous asscapade.

Taking a break from his other but less important research; Cancer Cures, Ozone Research, and American Idol phenomenon statistics, the Swiss scientist was able to deduce that:
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Submitted by Sport Mate on April 21st, 2010
: Killer Ad Ideas for New Tiger Commercial
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The new Nike / Tiger commercial recently hit the airwaves. It featured a black and white photo of Tiger looking extra pathetic, and his dearly departed father asking him, what he was thinking and if he learned anything.

Well, we thought the commercial sucked big time, so we downed a crate of New Zealand lager and came up with a few ideas of our own.
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Submitted by Sport Mate on April 19th, 2010