LONDON-- Lawyers of ex-TV personality, party girl and racy yellow Teletubby Laa-Laa, have submitted a plea to British Courts seeking child support from the father of her new twins, John Terry.
Laa-Laa, weeping hysterically, said through a translator, "I was out on the town with Lindsay Lohan one night when John noticed me at Club One. He then sent over a bottle of Cristal. He thought I looked exotic. And even though I don't speak a word of human, he said he loved my voice. Turns out he was just shitty pissed. Then one thing led to another, and I woke up with his hand on my fuzzy-wuzzy ass. I was in shock so I ran to the chemist for the Morning After Pill, but they were closed."
