PORTUGAL-- With eager anticipation of the upcoming World Cup, Portuguese Captain Cristiano Ronaldo now playing at the top of his game, says his uncanny ability to draw penalties by flopping to the ground with little or no provocation is at "110 percent."

"I feel great, I can sense every player around me. You come within 10 feet of me and before you can blink I'm on the ground flailing my arms around, twisting my body to unnatural positions, covering my face from the excruciating pain and then once that whistle blows, bam, I'm up and down the field ready to do it all over again." said Ronaldo, who has been known to practice his 'my ankles snapped', 'my knee caps cracked', and 'I've lost my fucking leg' face in the mirror for up to 8 hours a day.

In an unexpected yet generous move, Ronaldo will donated 100 euros for every fake seizure he performs during the World Cup to the Ronaldo Epilepsy Foundation.