WELLINGTON-- All Blacks center Ma'a Nonu has been ruled out for at least the first three tests of the year due to a C.A.R. injury (Cosmetic Allergic Reaction).

Nonu, whose career has been plagued with cosmetic injuries, has been supplementing his meager NZRU salary as a Revlon makeup tester cowboy.

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Submitted by Sport Mate on June 2nd, 2010

In an effort to infuse some British Culture into the Olympic Tradition, Tea Co. has been granted exclusive rights to replace Gatorade as the only source of hydration for athletes.

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Submitted by Sport Mate on May 29th, 2010

According to derbier Hell's Puppy, it doesn't just take having a powerful set of vice-like thighs that could squish a man's head like roadkill, to make it successfully in the rugged world of roller derby anymore. It takes more, lots more. "Years ago, the girls on the track were just big panty wearing housewives. They did their training by lifting Bon-bons and chasing their

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children around. They'd show up at the track, don a helmet, and skate their way around like it was a flaming parade. Now, I'm kicking it up a notch", said the crazy eyed Puppy.

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Submitted by Sport Mate on May 25th, 2010