CHRISTCHURCH- During the second half of their game last Friday, the Canterbury Crusaders were caught attempting to sneak Valerie Vili into their scrum. According to league officials she was discovered when the opposing team pointed out the tight-fitting uniform and large breasts of supposed substitute Chris Biddick.

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Submitted by Sport Mate on May 10th, 2010

- AUCKLAND  Macs Pub bartender, Nick Yaker, has seen business boom at the Kingsland Pub as punters flock in to catch a glimpse of a urinal stained with what some think is a yellowing image of Daniel Vettori.

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Submitted by Sport Mate on May 3rd, 2010

They’re known as New Zealand’s team. But the findings of an inquiry into last years All Blacks match against Australia in Eden Park has just been released, and may just harm their image among their countrymen. The International Rugby Board became suspicious after noticing an increase in the amount of scrums, and players wearing reading glasses during games. An intense investigation of match footage and player interviews discovered that the two sides during play were holding an actual Book Club.

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Submitted by Sport Mate on May 3rd, 2010