: Breakers turn Gigolos for Charity
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In a new age outlook on charity, the New Zealand Breakers have decided to put their nasty out there for the needy. Team representative, Tom Dooling was optimistic that the country would be resoundingly behind them on this one.
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Submitted by Sport Mate on April 30th, 2010
: Shaquille O’Neal To Play Netball
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AUCKLAND—Shaquille O’Neal may have to undergo a sex change operation in order to fulfil a contract agreed to years ago with the Northern Mystics. The legal binding document, still under review by the Supreme Court, was signed by the future Cleveland Cavaliers center under duress, as an innocent and poverty stricken fifteen year old, who was looking only for easy money at the time.
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Submitted by Sport Mate on April 27th, 2010
: Nostradamus Predicted NZ To Win
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Holy Guacamole! We at SportMate are collectively shitting ourselves as we speak. Five year old Hannah River of Pookipopai, who recently translated a 450 year old Nostradamus prediction during a time out, has deciphered that the All Whites will win the World Cup;
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Submitted by Sport Mate on April 27th, 2010