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The Rugby World Cup is nearing and a study released by famed Swiss researcher Hans Cocomay shows the hidden cost to all New Zealanders for hosting this ginormous asscapade.

Taking a break from his other but less important research; Cancer Cures, Ozone Research, and American Idol phenomenon statistics, the Swiss scientist was able to deduce that:
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The new Nike / Tiger commercial recently hit the airwaves. It featured a black and white photo of Tiger looking extra pathetic, and his dearly departed father asking him, what he was thinking and if he learned anything.

Well, we thought the commercial sucked big time, so we downed a crate of New Zealand lager and came up with a few ideas of our own.
Ian_Smith.jpgNELSON—Moments after consuming the twelfth and final tomato sauce covered Hot Dog of the inning, NZ cricket commentator Ian Smith, former New Zealand wicket keeper, admitted Monday that eating all the Hot Dogs we could carry was not originally part of his plan for the day.