: Ronaldo Flops For Charity
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PORTUGAL-- With eager anticipation of the upcoming World Cup, Portuguese Captain Cristiano Ronaldo now playing at the top of his game, says his uncanny ability to draw penalties by flopping to the ground with little or no provocation is at "110 percent."
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Submitted by Sport Mate on June 10th, 2010
: Nostradamus Predicted NZ To Win
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Holy Guacamole! We at SportMate are collectively shitting ourselves as we speak. Five year old Hannah River of Pookipopai, who recently translated a 450 year old Nostradamus prediction during a time out, has deciphered that the All Whites will win the World Cup;
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Submitted by Sport Mate on April 27th, 2010
: Beckham Battered - World Cup Hopes Slim

Just how did David Beckham get injured? Was it Victoria pummeling him with her Spice Girl action dolls? Was it Tom Cruise sodomizing him with Scientology? Or was it Professor Plum in the library with the candle stick?

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Submitted by Sport Mate on March 15th, 2010