Ronaldo Flops For Charity Ronaldo.jpgPORTUGAL-- With eager anticipation of the upcoming World Cup, Portuguese Captain Cristiano Ronaldo now playing at the top of his game, says his uncanny ability to draw penalties by flopping to the ground with little or no provocation is at "110 percent."... Read More »
Nostradamus Predicted NZ To Win All_whites.jpgHoly Guacamole! We at SportMate are collectively shitting ourselves as we speak. Five year old Hannah River of Pookipopai, who recently translated a 450 year old Nostradamus prediction during a time out, has deciphered that the All Whites will win the World Cup;... Read More »
Beckham Battered - World Cup Hopes Slim David BeckhamJust how did David Beckham get injured? Was it Victoria pummeling him with her Spice Girl action dolls? Was it Tom Cruise sodomizing him with Scientology? Or was it Professor Plum in the library with the candle stick?... Read More »
Tom Cruise's Man-Crush to Start david_beckham.jpgUnderwear model David Beckham, will get the start for AC Milan's Champions League match against Man U. The 34 year-old takes over Gennaro Gattusso's spot on the right.
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John Terry---Captain Hijinx John_Terry.jpgWe’ve all heard John Terry does well with his feet. But did you know he also does brilliantly with his penis?... Read More »