The Olympic Mascot Controversy
LONDON-- Lawyers of ex-TV personality, party girl and racy yellow Teletubby Laa-Laa, have submitted a plea to British Courts seeking child support from the father of her new twins, John Terry.... Read More »
British Tea Bags Olympics
In an effort to infuse some British Culture into the Olympic Tradition, Tea Co. has been granted exclusive rights to replace Gatorade as the only source of hydration for athletes.
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Puck the USA
After being beaten in the earlier rounds by the U.S., the Canadian men's hockey team struck GOLD. This time beating Team America 3-2 in an overtime thriller. I guess the underdog had some bite left in him.... Read More »
Canadian Women Have Balls
After winning the gold in women's hockey, the Canadian team celebrated in the rink, with beer and cigars. Apparently, the Beer Drinkers and Hell Raisers on Ice, decided to celebrate for over 70 minutes after the ceremony... Read More »
Vodka + Ego = Platinum Medal
Evegni Plushenko, you know the Russian figure skater who won silver but thought he deserved the gold, has gone and severed off his sanity. (Me thinks he was piss drunk at the time.)
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Putin is Put Out
Oh here's more politics for you, fresh from The Olympics. Vladimir Putin is UPSET with Yevgeny Plushenko's surprise defeat in the Olympics men's figure skating program.... Read More »
Shaun White Hates Vegetables
Apparently, snowboarder extraordinaire, Shaun “Flying Tomato” White has a vendetta against his nickname. And he’s hired Mafioso to take it out. Okay, not really, because that’s just plain silly.... Read More »
