: Blues Cheerleader Hates Rugby
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AUCKLAND-- In a drunken and tearful admission at a post-season pissup, Auckland Blues cheerleader Sherri McLoud admitted that she didn't actually like rugby, and all of the smiling and cheering and flirting was just a painful act.
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Submitted by Sport Mate on June 20th, 2010
: Nonu Injured By Makeup
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WELLINGTON-- All Blacks center Ma'a Nonu has been ruled out for at least the first three tests of the year due to a C.A.R. injury (Cosmetic Allergic Reaction).

Nonu, whose career has been plagued with cosmetic injuries, has been supplementing his meager NZRU salary as a Revlon makeup tester cowboy.
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Submitted by Sport Mate on June 2nd, 2010
: Valerie Vili Caught In Crusaders Scrum
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CHRISTCHURCH- During the second half of their game last Friday, the Canterbury Crusaders were caught attempting to sneak Valerie Vili into their scrum. According to league officials she was discovered when the opposing team pointed out the tight-fitting uniform and large breasts of supposed substitute Chris Biddick.
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Submitted by Sport Mate on May 10th, 2010