Blues Cheerleader Hates Rugby Cheerleader.jpgAUCKLAND-- In a drunken and tearful admission at a post-season pissup, Auckland Blues cheerleader Sherri McLoud admitted that she didn't actually like rugby, and all of the smiling and cheering and flirting was just a painful act.... Read More »
Nonu Injured By Makeup Maa_Nonu.jpgWELLINGTON-- All Blacks center Ma'a Nonu has been ruled out for at least the first three tests of the year due to a C.A.R. injury (Cosmetic Allergic Reaction).
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Valerie Vili Caught In Crusaders Scrum Valerie_Velie.jpgCHRISTCHURCH- During the second half of their game last Friday, the Canterbury Crusaders were caught attempting to sneak Valerie Vili into their scrum. According to league officials she was discovered when the opposing team pointed out the tight-fitting uniform and large breasts of supposed substitute Chris Biddick.... Read More »
All Blacks Get All Intellectual n' Shit allblacks_scrum.jpgThey’re known as New Zealand’s team. But the findings of an inquiry into last years All Blacks match against Australia in Eden Park has just been released, and may just harm their image among their countrymen.... Read More »
Actual Cost of the Rugby World Cup euro_trash.jpgThe Rugby World Cup is nearing and a study released by famed Swiss researcher Hans Cocomay shows the hidden cost to all New Zealanders for hosting this ginormous asscapade.... Read More »
Sonny Bill - Homesickly sonny_bill.jpgI wonder if Sonny Bill is clicking his ruby red slippers (ala Dorothy) and repeating over and over, "There's no place like home"?... Read More »
Sevens Fans Have Been Warned pinkbatts.jpgDrunkenness, debauchery and disorder will not be tolerated at this weekends Sevens. No Drama In Wellywood kids. Or you could be locked up, or clubbed with a police van.... Read More »